Carl Paladino Is So Very Sorry He Showed His Racism In Public

Carl Paladino, who once unsuccessfully ran for governor of New York, is very, extremely sorry that he sent those terribly racist remarks to the newspaper man and not just his friends.

Because you see, what happened was Carl wrote an email in which he didn’t even pretend to not be running for the Grand Wizard of the local KKK.

Asked what he wanted to see “go away in 2017,” Mr. Paladino answered, Michelle Obama, “I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.” (NYT)

“Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford,” said Mr. Paladino, who ran unsuccessfully for governor in 2010, making an apparent reference to the Hereford cattle breed. He said he hoped the disease killed the president. (NYT)

It may come as a shock, but Mr. Paladino is a political friend and served as the New York co-chair of one Donald J Trump, PEOTUS and alleged billionaire, better known as Cheeto Satan. Paladinos issued a shitty apology in which he explained his nasty, vile, racist venom he spewed was meant to only go to his friends. Well.

He also is a member of the Buffalo Board of Education, which is causing quite a bit of concern amongst the residents with at least half a brain. Oh my GAWD this guy makes decisions about our children? There’s some Mommas up there aiming to get his head in a Tupperware dish I guarantee it.

Mr. Darwin Award Winner has been condemned by so many people, even a spokesperson for a Trump, he can’t find a friend. SAD! Poor racist. He has a very long history of being a bigoted asshole, and after the original remarks Friday, he spent quite some time defending them. His excuse? He’s not “politically correct.”

In an interview with The Buffalo News, he berated editors there for focusing on what he had said.

“Tell that Rod Watson I made that comment just for him,” Mr. Paladino told the newspaper, in what the paper said was a reference to an editor and columnist for The News who is black.

Oh. My. Gawd. How many times do we have to have this conversation? Listen up, you stupid twatwaffle…you don’t get to talk like that – ever – for any reason. That is not being politically correct. That is just plain being a decent fucking human being. And going after a specific person at the paper? That’s straight out of Don the Con’s playbook. Holy shit people still speak like this? In public? To a newspaper?

He musta been dropped on his head as a small child and be missing the entire common sense portion of his brain. Logic and reasoning as well. Dumbass.

All these crazy racists have suddenly turned up the public volume on their rhetoric, and Thinskin McTweety hasn’t even taken office yet. Jeezus, what the hell is going to happen once he does? Please, Mother Earth, don’t let them outlaw alcohol.



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Renee is a recovering Conservative who lives at the intersection of the Bible Belt and the Hypocrisy Highway.
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