This story first appeared on Alternative Facts. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing the National Guard to send troops to states that share a border with Mexico. While Department of […]
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This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post. EL DORADO VERDE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Earlier this year, Attorney General Jeff Sessions made a visit to Sacramento and formally announced that the Trump administration is suing California […]
This story first appeared on Alternative Facts. WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump lashed out on Twitter at former FBI Director James Comey on Twitter this morning. In a pair of vicious tweets, Comey is painted […]
This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C.– Former President Barack Obama has reached out and offered to help current President Donald Trump out of a potentially embarrassing situation. Reportedly, Mr. Obama called […]
The following first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has offered her services as attorney to President Donald Trump during any impeachment proceedings. “I […]
Upon doing some thinking, which admittedly for a person in my position is always a dangerous proposition, I’ve decided that perhaps I have been too hasty to cast off and away suggestions that we arm […]
LOL, just kidding. Fuck you, Mike. But, also, thanks for helping us get rid of that orange faced fuckwit. That’s cool of you. Enjoy your hypocritical stay in Club Fed, you fuck.
Thanksgiving Week is upon us. It’s a particularly historic one this year, because it marks the first and perhaps last — depending on Robert Mueller’s handiwork — Thanksgiving in the White House for none other […]