Hey Cheeto Satan, Meet the First Amendment!

I am done. Look you fascist whiny assed Cheeto son of a bitch. At some point you really are going to have to get ahold of a copy of the Constitution and familiarize yourself with it. That First Amendment seems to be a real challenge for you, and frankly, that concerns me. Perhaps we should call Mr. Khan and see if he could loan you his copy? Or maybe you could get one free from the ACLU. I’ve heard you don’t have as much money as you like to claim.

Is it that hard for you to believe people would protest against you for free? Just because they don’t like you and what you stand for? Are you such a narcissistic Cheeto-stained jackass you think people have to be hired and paid to dislike you? For REAL? That is mind-boggling! Apparently you are triggered by the thought. Do you need a safe space built into the White House?

I have no idea how you are going to handle the presidency. This is nothing compared to what you will face beginning in January. It’s going to be…well…like you treated President Obama. Does that help give you a picture? You will be subject to criticism from people worldwide who are just as obnoxious and full of shit as you have been the last eight years, and many who are much worse. And you won’t have the ability to lock them all up. Doesn’t that sound like fun?



A lot of folks are angry. They have every right to be. You are an overgrown child, a hateful, spiteful, bigoted xenophobic, racist, fascist, Hitler-loving narcissistic fuckwad who is single-handedly ruining our country for some ego trip. And those folks are exercising their Constitutional right to assemble peaceably. I realize that does not fit into your authoritarian utopia, but cry me a Cheeto river. The Founding Fathers weren’t fucking around.

You are, after all, the same man who praised the Chinese government for their show of force in Tiananmen Square. You praise Putin, who has journalists critical of him killed.

I know you’re familiar with the second amendment. Coincidentally, that’s also the place you came in with the popular vote. This one was so important, they made it number ONE…which is not the place you came in with the popular vote. But I digress…

Allow me to introduce you to The First Amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

I have a feeling we will be discussing this quite a bit over the coming weeks and months. I would say Jesus Take the Wheel, but I’m afraid that trailer lost its wheels a long time ago. It’s just as much trash as you, Donnie Boy. And I don’t abide trash.




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Renee is a recovering Conservative who lives at the intersection of the Bible Belt and the Hypocrisy Highway.

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