Russian Hacking: It’s So Outrageous, Even Joe Walsh Gets It

Well holy shitballs, pigs are flying. Check out this bizarre twist on the Russian hacking story! Y’all know that crazy ex-congresscritter Joe Walsh who cannot be bothered to pay child support, yet thinks he is the Lawd’s gift to conservatism? He is probably personally responsible for at least one of my therapy visits this election cycle, for stress. Even he is appalled by what is happening right now with the revelations of Russian hacking! 

Notice how even Joe Walsh is differentiating between “Republicans” and “Conservatives” now? That’s how bad things have become. The GOP no longer automatically means conservative. (Hint: Populist. Not conservative.) I’m not entirely sure where Joe falls on the spectrum, but he is a Trumpster, so…

Duuuuuude. He just called them OUT! Joe Freaking Walsh named names! Get my smellin’ salts. I genuinely hate this man, and I agree with him.


I never agree with him. EVER. He could say the sky is blue, and I would research for days to prove him wrong. Out of spite.

Treason is a serious charge. And it’s not the least bit inappropriate here.

Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 807; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, § 330016(2)(J), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2148.)

That is so intellectually honest of you, Joe. I’m…not sure…what the proper protocol is here. Should I call my doctor? Or yours?

 

Uhhh…what am I supposed to say to this? I am at a complete loss. EVEN JOE WALSH GETS IT Y’ALL!

They say politics makes strange bedfellows. But I do not think I’ve ever agreed with Walsh, even during my Conservative days. This is just…unbelievable. But I’m going to give him credit here. He is standing up and speaking out about Russian hacking. Good for him. Only on this, though. Don’t get too excited.

Bless my own heart. I think it skipped a few beats.

I need some tequila. This election and the aftermath of Russian hacking are killing me. Agreeing with Joe Fucking Walsh is almost more than I can bear.

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Renee is a recovering Conservative who lives at the intersection of the Bible Belt and the Hypocrisy Highway.

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