Ben Carson: Ending Slavery Took Work Experience From Dark Skinned, Unpaid Interns
Housing and Urban Development Secretary Dr. Ben Carson may not be the sharpest crayon in the box, but he’s also really ignorant. […]
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5 Other Wholly Idiotic Things Ben Carson Believes About Slavery
Maybe it’s not just immigration that Ben Carson makes idiotic comparisons to slavery with. Let’s find out together. […]
How Much Smarter Than Donald Trump Are These Six Inanimate Objects?
We all know Donald Trump is dumb. But how dumb is he compared to six common inanimate objects? Let’s find out! […]
Instead Of A Victory Lap, President-Elect Fuckwit Should Be Preparing For The Job
We have a President-Elect who is far more interested in ego stroking than cracking the books to prepare for the most important job in the free world. […]
Return of Swamp Things: Trump Cabinet Part Two
The swamp that the Donald wanted to drain has apparently gotten a sewage line hooked right into the Trump Cabinet. […]
Pres-Elect Trump Taps Literal Box Of Rocks For Health And Human Services Secretary
Trump makes another cabinet selection. […]
Dear President-Elect Fuckwit: I Am Completely Unqualified And Ready To Serve In Your Cabinet, Sir
No experience? No problem! You could be in the Trump administration too! […]
Trump: Ben Carson Perfect For HUD Because ‘It Has The Word Urban In It’
Trump explains why he wants Ben Carson for HUD. […]
Dear Aliens — Halp.
Trump’s administration is so bad we’re hoping for an alien invasion. […]
Here Are The Craziest Excuses Being Made For Donald Trump’s Sexual Assault Comments
It’s almost impossible to keep up with all the ridiculous excuses Donald Trump’s campaign has put out in response to the hot mic scandal, but I have tried to put my favorites together, for posterity. […]