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Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

July 15, 2017

Just moments after being confirmed as the new Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos orders all the globes in American schools flattened. […]

Commentary

Dear Kris Kobach: Only Morons Don’t Believe Hillary Clinton Won the Popular Vote So…

July 19, 2017

Kris Kobach is a racist moron who thinks that Hillary Clinton might not have won the popular vote, because evidence is for libtard cucks. […]

Humor/Satire

Delta Offers Ann Coulter Free Irrevocable Lifetime Seat on Plane’s Wing

July 19, 2017

Conservative pundit Ann Coulter’s feud with Delta Airlines may finally be coming to an end as the airline carrier offers her a deal she can’t refuse. […]

Humor/Satire

Sean Spicer Says Obama Put a ‘Sharia Voodoo Hex’ on Trump’s Administration

July 19, 2017

Did former President Barack Obama (D-Kenya) use his dark magic to put a curse on the Trump administration? Sean Spicer thinks so. […]

Humor/Satire

President Trump Looking Into Statute of Limitations on Disowning Children

July 18, 2017

With Don Jr. in some real legal and political hot water, President Trump is looking into any and all solutions to his problems. […]

Humor/Satire

OJ Simpson Releases Knife Ahead of Bombshell NYT Story on Murders of Ron and Nicole

July 18, 2017

Former NFL star OJ Simpson found out about a new bombshell New York Times report and decided to be “transparent” and release possession of a knife. […]