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I Wonder Why Conservatives Ignored Lady Gaga’s Halftime Political Messages And Whined Incessantly About Beyonce’s

February 6, 2017

Conservatives didn’t see Lady Gaga’s political speech during her halftime show but they saw Beyonce’s. And we have NO idea why… […]

These 9 Losers Prove The DEA Is Dead Right About Marijuana

August 12, 2016

These losers prove the DEA’s right to treat us like 12 year-olds. […]

Humor/Satire

Trump Sends National Guard To Border To Stop Taco Bell’s Invasion Of America

April 21, 2018

This story first appeared on Alternative Facts. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing the National Guard to send troops to states that share a border with Mexico. While Department of […]

Humor/Satire

California Dispensary Returns Jeff Sessions’ Lost ID

April 20, 2018

This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post. EL DORADO VERDE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Earlier this year, Attorney General Jeff Sessions made a visit to Sacramento and formally announced that the Trump administration is suing California […]

Humor/Satire

Trump Issues Executive Order To Comey Demanding Picture Book Edition Of His Book

April 19, 2018

This story first appeared on Alternative Facts. WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump lashed out on Twitter at former FBI Director James Comey on Twitter this morning. In a pair of vicious tweets, Comey is painted […]

Humor/Satire

Obama Volunteers To ‘Show Him How Real Presidents Take Criticism’ And Take Trump’s Place At Correspondents Dinner

April 17, 2018

This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C.– Former President Barack Obama has reached out and offered to help current President Donald Trump out of a potentially embarrassing situation. Reportedly, Mr. Obama called […]

Humor/Satire

Hillary Clinton Offers Legal Representation To President Trump For Impeachment Proceedings

April 16, 2018

The following first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has offered her services as attorney to President Donald Trump during any impeachment proceedings. “I […]