When The New York Times published their latest bombshell report on Donald Trump Jr. taking a meeting with a Russian lawyer after being promised dirt on Hillary Clinton during last year’s campaign, anyone with a pulse and a post-40 IQ could have predicted what his father would do next. Anyone making said predictions would not have been disappointed in the Piss Haired Tyrant’s tweet rant this morning. It’s kind of sad how predictable Trump is.
-Terrible story that casts Trump or his inner circle in a horrible light is published.
-Trump denies everything, tweets vicious, unhinged attacks.
-Two weeks later stories all completely confirmed.
Rinse, and fucking repeat. But this story seems to have the possibility at least to stick to Trump et. all. Junior Stupid pretty much admitted to colluding with Russia, or wanting to anyway, had that darn pesky Russian lawyer had any real good, usable dirt on Hillary Clinton. That being said, let’s take a look at Trump’s tirade and today’s best responses while Bob Mueller adds “Donald Trump Jr.” to his list of people he needs to interview ASAP.
The Trump Tweets
Trump was in not-rare form this morning. He hit James Comey (keep in mind this tweet came after he saw a Fox & Friends segment where the hosts were saying the same things; he’s not speaking with actual attorneys before making such stupid claims).
James Comey leaked CLASSIFIED INFORMATION to the media. That is so illegal!
He hit Republican Senators because he knows his Trumpcare bill is in deep caca (apparently fucking 20 million people out of insurance was something he thought would make the bill appealing to most Americans).
I cannot imagine that Congress would dare to leave Washington without a beautiful new HealthCare bill fully approved and ready to go!
Lastly, he tweeted defensively about his daughter, an un-elected Trust fund baby, sitting in his chair at the G20 conference after reports and pictures surfaced showing it.
When I left Conference Room for short meetings with Japan and other countries, I asked Ivanka to hold seat. Very standard. Angela M agrees!
If Chelsea Clinton were asked to hold the seat for her mother,as her mother gave our country away, the Fake News would say CHELSEA FOR PRES!
First, we have the best snarky comebacks to Trump ending his Comey tweet with the ever presidential, “That is so illegal!”
@kiwi1017 @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump Omg like soooo illegal!
@jomareewade @BenRossSports @thayerdani1 @kiwi1017 @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump “Like the most EAGLEST THING EVER!!!!” #ImpeachTrump https://t.co/3SrXaprsAm
Then we have the folks who like to keep the focus on the issues of the day, and not the distractions Trump tweets about.
@realDonaldTrump Your son met with a Russian lawyer for dirt on Hillary Clinton? That’s illegal.
@realDonaldTrump Umm you’ve leaked classified information to Russia since day one, and have literally been caught doing it. That’s SO illegal!
Here’s Jules again, putting some more truth down Trump’s tweet-hole.
@realDonaldTrump Oh, that’s probably because the current bill in there is a rotting, disgusting corpse, that reeks of death and medical debt. Not “beautiful
Someone else with the same idea, just more concisely pithy.
@realDonaldTrump Well the new bill is a flop so
And there’s this one:
@realDonaldTrump Will this ‘beauty” kill 30,000 people a year like the last one?
Then came the people smacking him down over Ivanka at G20. Starting with Jules getting the Hat Trick today.
@realDonaldTrump I was worried that everyone had died, from the VP, to the Speaker, to the Sec. of Agriculture and Ivanka was somehow on the succession list!
And this one was great too…
@realDonaldTrump I’m going to ask a family member to do all my work for me then because Angela agrees
And this one…
@realDonaldTrump HRC praised Trump’s kids at a debate. Now Trump tries to use Chelsea as a political human shield. What a classless comment.
Just a little truth, is all, NBD.
@realDonaldTrump @bmc1204 Wrong. Media would have criticized Hillary too.
Finally, the emperor’s clothes are shown to be, well, non-existent, yet again.
Keep coming back every day Trump loses his shit on Twitter, and we’ll keep finding the best responses.