Twitter’s Best Responses to Today’s Trump Tweet Tirade – 7/10/2017

When The New York Times published their latest bombshell report on Donald Trump Jr. taking a meeting with a Russian lawyer after being promised dirt on Hillary Clinton during last year’s campaign, anyone with a pulse and a post-40 IQ could have predicted what his father would do next. Anyone making said predictions would not have been disappointed in the Piss Haired Tyrant’s tweet rant this morning. It’s kind of sad how predictable Trump is.

-Terrible story that casts Trump or his inner circle in a horrible light is published.

-Trump denies everything, tweets vicious, unhinged attacks.

-Two weeks later stories all completely confirmed.

Rinse, and fucking repeat. But this story seems to have the possibility at least to stick to Trump et. all. Junior Stupid pretty much admitted to colluding with Russia, or wanting to anyway, had that darn pesky Russian lawyer had any real good, usable dirt on Hillary Clinton. That being said, let’s take a look at Trump’s tirade and today’s best responses while Bob Mueller adds “Donald Trump Jr.” to his list of people he needs to interview ASAP.


The Trump Tweets

Trump was in not-rare form this morning. He hit James Comey (keep in mind this tweet came after he saw a Fox & Friends segment where the hosts were saying the same things; he’s not speaking with actual attorneys before making such stupid claims).

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

James Comey leaked CLASSIFIED INFORMATION to the media. That is so illegal!

He hit Republican Senators because he knows his Trumpcare bill is in deep caca (apparently fucking 20 million people out of insurance was something he thought would make the bill appealing to most Americans).

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

I cannot imagine that Congress would dare to leave Washington without a beautiful new HealthCare bill fully approved and ready to go!

Lastly, he tweeted defensively about his daughter, an un-elected Trust fund baby, sitting in his chair at the G20 conference after reports and pictures surfaced showing it.

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

When I left Conference Room for short meetings with Japan and other countries, I asked Ivanka to hold seat. Very standard. Angela M agrees!

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

If Chelsea Clinton were asked to hold the seat for her mother,as her mother gave our country away, the Fake News would say CHELSEA FOR PRES!


The Responses

First, we have the best snarky comebacks to Trump ending his Comey tweet with the ever presidential, “That is so illegal!”

Ben Ross on Twitter

@kiwi1017 @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump Omg like soooo illegal!

Jay Burntoutt on Twitter

@jomareewade @BenRossSports @thayerdani1 @kiwi1017 @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump “Like the most EAGLEST THING EVER!!!!” #ImpeachTrump https://t.co/3SrXaprsAm






Then we have the folks who like to keep the focus on the issues of the day, and not the distractions Trump tweets about.

Khaleda Rahman on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump Your son met with a Russian lawyer for dirt on Hillary Clinton? That’s illegal.

Jules Suzdaltsev on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump Umm you’ve leaked classified information to Russia since day one, and have literally been caught doing it. That’s SO illegal!

https://twitter.com/epicciuto/status/884364239099527168

Here’s Jules again, putting some more truth down Trump’s tweet-hole.

Jules Suzdaltsev on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump Oh, that’s probably because the current bill in there is a rotting, disgusting corpse, that reeks of death and medical debt. Not “beautiful

Someone else with the same idea, just more concisely pithy.

Luke Waltham on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump Well the new bill is a flop so

And there’s this one:

Impeach Donald Trump on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump Will this ‘beauty” kill 30,000 people a year like the last one?

Then came the people smacking him down over Ivanka at G20. Starting with Jules getting the Hat Trick today.

Jules Suzdaltsev on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump I was worried that everyone had died, from the VP, to the Speaker, to the Sec. of Agriculture and Ivanka was somehow on the succession list!

And this one was great too…

Luke Waltham on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump I’m going to ask a family member to do all my work for me then because Angela agrees

And this one…

Adam Best on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump HRC praised Trump’s kids at a debate. Now Trump tries to use Chelsea as a political human shield. What a classless comment.

Just a little truth, is all, NBD.

Anirvan Ghosh on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump @bmc1204 Wrong. Media would have criticized Hillary too.

Finally, the emperor’s clothes are shown to be, well, non-existent, yet again.

https://twitter.com/DC_Resister_Bee/status/884381178328883200


Keep coming back every day Trump loses his shit on Twitter, and we’ll keep finding the best responses.

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