Twitter’s Best Responses to Today’s Trump Tweet Tirade – 7/12/2017

It’s that time once again where we curate the best responses to our Dumbass in Chief’s tweet rants. The bad news is that Trump is still our president. The worse news is that he’s still tweeting. The good news is that he can’t block everyone, and some very smart, witty, funny, and pithy comments get shot back into his big dumb face. You’d think that at some point someone could wrangle the phone from his short, stubby fingers.

Then again, his base — who I’m tired of hearing about — love his tweets. While the rest of humanity views them as a train wreck, they see it as a bold, decisive leader skipping over the lamestream, libtarded press to deliver his message to the masses. Who cares if 80% of what he tweets is bullshit, right? They got the Supreme Court and the black guy’s not in power anymore!

Anyway, onto Trumpy’s stupidity…


Trump Tweet #1

While the rest of the world sees the bombshell New York Times piece on Junior taking a meeting with a Russian lawyer for what it is — intent to collude with a foreign power — President Piss Party took to Twitter first this morning to defend his unintelligent hell spawn.

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

My son Donald did a good job last night. He was open, transparent and innocent. This is the greatest Witch Hunt in political history. Sad!

And he promptly got ROASTED for it. Ton Posnanski did a good job using a line of snark that I did when writing a piece this morning for The Political Garbage Chute entitled “Trump Explains the Witch Hunt Against His Son on the Back of Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate.”

Tony Posnanski on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump I think “Kenyan Born” Obama would disagree about the greatest witch hunt.

Twitter gives people the ability to call the president a liar directly, which is fun.

https://twitter.com/Mike_P_Williams/status/885081871033528320

I have no idea why I like this response so much. Maybe it’s the lyrical homage to Jay-Z. Maybe it’s the photoshop of the Orange Shit Clown into a green witch. Meh. Whatever. It’s funny.


Trump Tweet #2

Another day, another attempt by the “president” to de-legitimize the free press. NBD though guys. It’s not like a free and fair press is promised as one of the very first elements of our Bill of Rights in the Constitution or some such silly libtarded shit, right?

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

Remember, when you hear the words “sources say” from the Fake Media, often times those sources are made up and do not exist.

Luke Waltham with the low hanging, but very fucking true, fruit.

Luke Waltham on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump It’s only fake when it reveals facts and stories about the corruption and collusion taking place in your camp






Sometimes I wish Trump could be forced somehow to read these responses out loud in front of a camera. The look on his face while he tries to reason an answer to this question would be pretty funny, I think.

William LeGate on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump Are you calling your own son whose story you personally reviewed fake news? Does that not mean, by extension, that YOU are fake news?

And some more inconvenient truths.

Edward Hardy on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump You can’t attack the media for using unnamed sources. You used unnamed sources to push the Obama birther conspiracy


Trump Tweets #3 & 4

Remember when Steve Scalise was shot and everyone was all, “Now it’s time to stop some of the partisan bickering,” and shit? Remember when that pudgy, orange douche sock told us he wants the country to heal and unite after it? I guess using a fuck rag like The Washington Times to attack Democrats with conspiracy bullshit fits that bill?

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

@WashTimes states “Democrats have willfully used Moscow disinformation to influence the presidential election against Donald Trump.

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

Why aren’t the same standards placed on the Democrats. Look what Hillary Clinton may have gotten away with. Disgraceful!

First, a slap back at the president using his favorite jizz rag — excuse me — news outlet.

Dave Itzkoff on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump @WashTimes This is the Washington Times lead story, right now

Here’s William LeGate asking whether Trump thinks his own son is fake news. Clearly, Mr. LeGate is a fan of my work, because yesterday I published, “President Trump Calls Donald Trump Jr. ‘Fake News’” and asked the same question, but in made-up bullshit news story form.

William LeGate on Twitter

@WindsorMann @ditzkoff @realDonaldTrump @WashTimes I’m confused… is Trump saying that his own son is fake news & he’s blaming Democrats for his own (now proven) collusion with Russia?

I won’t lie. I love a good troll response too.

Bowling Green Victim on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump @WashTimes Thirsty?

Kees Buijtelaar on Twitter

@TeamGulley @realDonaldTrump @WashTimes

Comrade Trumpski on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump @WashTimes


Trump Tweet #5

The final tweet issued from the orange, tiny fingers of Apricot Pol Pot was just your garden variety whistling past the graveyard kinda deal.

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

The W.H. is functioning perfectly, focused on HealthCare, Tax Cuts/Reform & many other things. I have very little time for watching T.V.

Once again, the truth is the best insult sometimes.

Edward Hardy on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump You’ve retweeted @FoxandFriends three days in a row. You clearly watch TV

Adam Best on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump Since returning from G-20, Trump’s retweeted movie star James Woods & TV personality Sean Hannity. But he is unconcerned with entertainment!

But, again,  I realllllllllllly do like a good troll response, too.

ᔕᕼᗩB〇〇TY on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump

Donald J. Trump on Twitter

The W.H. is functioning perfectly, focused on HealthCare, Tax Cuts/Reform & many other things. I have very little time for watching T.V.

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